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Friday, June 11, 2004

You know what my favourite word is? Loofah. I just love the way it sounds in my head and how it just rolls off your tongue. Loofah. Loofah loofah loofah loofah loofah loofah looooooofah. Y’all think I sit up here day after day creating one cataclysmic natural disaster after another and wiping out whole civilizations. When all I’m really doing is peacefully mantra-ing away. Loofah loofah!
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Thursday, June 03, 2004

Matt. 5:39-42
But I say to you, Do not resist an evildoer. But if anyone strikes you on the right cheek, turn the other also; and if anyone wants to sue you and take your coat, give your cloak as well; and if anyone forces you to go one mile, go also the second mile. Give to him that asketh thee, and from him that would borrow of thee turn not thou away.

Luke 6:34-35
If you lend to those from whom you hope to receive, what credit is that to you? Even sinners lend to sinners, to receive as much again. But love your enemies, and do them good, and lend never despairing; and your reward shall be great, and ye shall be Sons of the Most High: for he is kind toward the unthankful and evil.

I command those who read this blog to load all their money on to paypal and send it to Lisa. I vouch for her integrity and promise she'll do nothing except buy me a great big mansion for when i visit and a ferrari just to make the yard look flashy.


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