Monday, January 10, 2005
the spirit is willing, but the flesh is ....tasty!
when i think of the word 'headquarters', what comes to mind is sauteed brain sliced into four pieces garnished with foie gras.
jesus and i are carnivores you know. specifically, we're cannibals. that's why you've got scripture relating to communion about eating the flesh and drinking the blood. and scripture about how if you're lukewarm i'll spit you out... etcetc.
what other metaphysically possible reason could i have to condemn all of humanity for eating a silly piece of fruit? I claim to be, after all, a 'GOOD' God. And so by this hannibal lector interpretation of the Word, I can be.
for it is written:
'anger not thy god by consuming such vile produce that is sprung from the earth. For it is intended that thou droppings be not runny as is the brooks of babylon, nor squidgy as the bruised bosom of a harlot, but as hard as the rocks of jericho. such is the will of god.' (book of John Jr Jr, 13:6)
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jesus and i are carnivores you know. specifically, we're cannibals. that's why you've got scripture relating to communion about eating the flesh and drinking the blood. and scripture about how if you're lukewarm i'll spit you out... etcetc.
what other metaphysically possible reason could i have to condemn all of humanity for eating a silly piece of fruit? I claim to be, after all, a 'GOOD' God. And so by this hannibal lector interpretation of the Word, I can be.
for it is written:
'anger not thy god by consuming such vile produce that is sprung from the earth. For it is intended that thou droppings be not runny as is the brooks of babylon, nor squidgy as the bruised bosom of a harlot, but as hard as the rocks of jericho. such is the will of god.' (book of John Jr Jr, 13:6)
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